Something that made me chuckle.

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I once created a satirical portrait of Stephenie Meyer while at Illustration Academy. I had to make fun of someone, and she's the one I chose. I am so glad I did, because angry Twilight fans are pretty darn amusing when they're actually coherent. Some time later, one such fan and former friend of mine went out of his way to write this on my DeviantArt profile page after years of little to no contact whatsoever:

Charlie-is-Irritated 2 days ago
So, the majority of everyone who has an opinion worth a shit has said that Twilight has a better male actor, female actor, fight/kiss scene, and movie than Harry Potter does.

In your face, so to speak.

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Funnily enough, I have never mentioned Harry Potter any of the times I've written anything against Twilight. In my face, indeed.
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Here are some other gems, left as comments on my Stephenie Meyer piece:

!kennan12 Nov 3, 2010
shut up you bitch

UlaFish Nov 3, 2010
Are you talking to me or Stephenie? If you're talking to me you are obviously a glittering example of the Twilight fandom. Your witty rhetoric and obvious respect for the opinions of others has effectively put me in my place.

!kennan12 Nov 4, 2010
yes its to you and thanks for understanding

~UlaFish Nov 4, 2010
No problem. Thanks for calling me a bitch.

!kennan12 Nov 7, 2010
welcome

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kennan1234 May 2, 2011
if no one on here LOVES the series, and i mean LOVES, then I must get on with you and say that I will not ever look at your profile, because of what VILE things there might be on it

~UlaFish May 4, 2011
Cool cool, I don't get along all too well with Stephenie Meyer fans anyway :) By the way you may want to try articulating your thoughts a bit more clearly, it took me a good 5 minutes to figure out what the hell you're talking about.

kennan1234 May 4, 2011
oh, then you would rather me matriculate

well never mind then okay

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lol
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makeshiftgarbage's avatar
pffttt HAHA "thanks for understanding", i think that one flew right over his/her head. "matriculate" HAHAH christ.